Rooftop Camper Pillows

"At last, just me and nature."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Building a Shelter

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"I don't believe in you!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Phone Mittens

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Big RV Camping

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Look—there it goes again!"

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Snow Plowing

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'