Roofing Enthusiast Pillows

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I found the termites!'

The Brothers Grime

"Well, we needed the rain."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sport Utility Boot.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Bike Rides