Roof Explorer Mugs

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Butterflies

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Trail mix?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"A little help, please."

Love linked

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Golfing Accident

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Pointing.

Sunbathing in the park

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'