Roof Explorer Gifts

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Butterflies

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Trail mix?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Love linked

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Golfing Accident

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"A little help, please."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Pointing.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'