Roi Explorer Gifts

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Fishing

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Baby rocks!

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Delivery."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Two Pints Today Please.

Magus

For pure exhilaration, few sports compare to piranha fishing.

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

Family fishing.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"