Roi Explorer Pillows

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Fishing

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Baby rocks!

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Delivery."

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

Two Pints Today Please.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Magus

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Family fishing.

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"