Rocket Explorer Mugs

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Alien Snowmen

The flies have landed.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."