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'I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Lovers in a tree

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Bad times to sneeze

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Flava Superba

Easter Island Rock Climber

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Some walk, huh?"

Inbox and outbox for books

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Mount Everest.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'