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'I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

Lovers in a tree

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Some walk, huh?"

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Flava Superba

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Inbox and outbox for books

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Mount Everest.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

Things that scare Jimmy