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'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"Make a lot of money."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

The best financial decision I ever made.

I'm a self-made man!

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Good Luck!

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."