Romantic Troubleshooters Pillows

Horoscope: Aries.

"Our relationship is much like your old computer. It's crashed."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Online Dating

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Camera not working."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'You're better off without him.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"This thing isn't working."

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Big Brother. 'No you can't have her evicted'.

When policewomen date.

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Looking For Love.

Love letter via email.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'