Romantic Troubleshooters Pillows

Horoscope: Aries.

"Our relationship is much like your old computer. It's crashed."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Online Dating

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Camera not working."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

Computer tech support sacred offering

'You're better off without him.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Using a social media app to date

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Looking For Love.

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Love letter via email.

Big Brother. 'No you can't have her evicted'.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

When policewomen date.