Romantic Troublemaker Gifts

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Can we wrap up this argument? I've just thought of another one.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Whatever

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"