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'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Can we wrap up this argument? I've just thought of another one.'

Whatever

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'