Romantic Time Manager Pillows

'My husband says that for our twenty-fifth anniversary, he's going to spend 25 billable hours on me.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Big Data Tonight

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

scrabble love

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"Am I through to the next round?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'That must be my computer date.'

Child on a schedule.

'I'll do half of it.'

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'