Romantic Time Manager Prints

'My husband says that for our twenty-fifth anniversary, he's going to spend 25 billable hours on me.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Big Data Tonight

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

scrabble love

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"Am I through to the next round?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'That must be my computer date.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

Child on a schedule.

'I'll do half of it.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."