Romantic Ringtone Detective Pillows

'A man's ringtone says a lot about him.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

When policewomen date.

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"What makes you so sure that it's an eagles nest anyway?"

"It's a retro ring."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Catcall.

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

'He ain't texting, Boss...'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"The tone of the letter is stern, almost threatening, but - see here? - he signs with a smiley face, so I think we may be alright."

Now that would have made a great ringtone!