Romantic Ringtone Detective Pillows

'A man's ringtone says a lot about him.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

When policewomen date.

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"What makes you so sure that it's an eagles nest anyway?"

'He ain't texting, Boss...'

"It's a retro ring."

Catcall.

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"The tone of the letter is stern, almost threatening, but - see here? - he signs with a smiley face, so I think we may be alright."

Nokia tunes.