Romantic Retreat Skeptic Gifts

Sue was desperate to get married. But not that desperate.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Romantic Violinist.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Beach flirting

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"The new house is almost ready!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Shuck me.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'Did you say psst?.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Love in Boom

Whale Romance