Romantic Note Writer Gifts

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

I love you.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

The Language of Love

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Love, death and grammar.

'Not more junk mail!'

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

'You've broken down my immune system!'

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

Avoid texting valentine's messages

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."