Romantic Note Writer T-Shirts

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

I love you.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

The Language of Love

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Love, death and grammar.

'Not more junk mail!'

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

'You've broken down my immune system!'

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

Avoid texting valentine's messages

Man states that he has never indulged in flirtation - lady suggest that perhaps he has never had any encouragement.

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."