Romantic Laughter Prints

'And do you, Larry, promise to love, honor and remember Helene's name?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Sexual chemistry set

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

A Prickly Pair

Say it with flowers: It!

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Boyfriend of the Month.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Honk if you love me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

I want to hold your hand

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."