Romantic Laughter Gifts

'And do you, Larry, promise to love, honor and remember Helene's name?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Sexual chemistry set

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"It's about time."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Honk if you love me!"

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

Say it with flowers: It!

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

George Clooney Machine

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.