Romantic Heartache Navigator Gifts

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Doctors in Love.

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

...In a Relationship

Romance

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Online Romance

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

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We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."