Romantic Heartache Navigator T-Shirts

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Doctors in Love.

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

...In a Relationship

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Romance

Bumper Cars of Love.

Online Romance

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

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We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

Man asking lady if she cares for him