Romantic Experimenter T-Shirts

Sexual chemistry set.

Sexual chemistry set

"Darling, are you ready - I thought we'd try it on a bed of wilted spinach."

"It's been a wonderful evening, Fred -- Please don't spoil it by making me squirt you with pepper spray."

Bear Costume

Carbon Dating.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Romantic Tree Carving

Astronaut love

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

The Loving Couple

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Cursing Scientist.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Happy Valentine's Day.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'