Romantic Entangler Pillows

"My boyfriend says he's nice. Would it kill you to at last give him a sniff?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Multi-Tasking

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Two men toasting

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'The only thing we have in common is, we're both in love with the same woman.'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

Black Velvet.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Hells singles

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

"I was wondering...who's your celebrity crush?"

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

cat

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

'Well, I heard he was a player.'