Tail Entanglers Pillows

cat

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

My tail's cold.

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Squirrel Salon

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Cat curls up asleep wrapped in a long, long tail.

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

(Dog smoking): 'Perky isn't a bad dog, but she's hanging with a bad crowd.'

'Shall I bark today then?'