Tail Entanglers Mugs

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"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Squirrel Salon

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Cat curls up asleep wrapped in a long, long tail.

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

(Dog smoking): 'Perky isn't a bad dog, but she's hanging with a bad crowd.'

'Shall I bark today then?'

"My boyfriend says he's nice. Would it kill you to at last give him a sniff?"