Tail Tangle Traveler Mugs

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Dog Park Zoom

"You've already been for a walk."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Free Little Library

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"My mother wants you to make a restroom stop."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'