Tail Enthusiast Mugs

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Squirrel Salon

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"You've already been for a walk."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Headshot of perky dog.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."