Romantic Entanglement Enthusiast Pillows

'I've been a marriage counselor for 20 years, but I've never seen a case quite like this one!'

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'The only thing we have in common is, we're both in love with the same woman.'

'I can't choose - I love you, Mills - and I love you, Boon.'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

Love Birds love snuggles

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

The Tunnel Of Love

You're my Venus

Mating rituals

Words of Love

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

A young couple in love.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"The antidote is $150."