Love Entanglement Enthusiast Pillows

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Real Estate Personals

You make me want to be a better bum.

"Arouse Me!"

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

Dreaming of Love

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart

Love Birds love loving each other

Wait

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

When comedians propose marriage.

"I'm giving love one more try."

You are cordially invited...