Romantic Entanglements Expert T-Shirts

"I was wondering...who's your celebrity crush?"

Carbon Dating.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Sexual chemistry set

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"Just tell us who's winning."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"All parents fight."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

'Muriel and I were like two ships passing in the night -- I was boarded, plundered, and scuttled!'