Romantic Entanglements Fan T-Shirts

"You're a bigamist, right?"

Bear Costume

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Victor Hugo

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Barbara Cartland

Love

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

A couple in love

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Jeff had actually ordered Aromatic Duck

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Valentine

'The only thing we have in common is, we're both in love with the same woman.'

'It the thought that counts.'

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"