Romantic Entanglements Fan T-Shirts

"You're a bigamist, right?"

Bear Costume

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

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Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Victor Hugo

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Barbara Cartland

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Love

A couple in love

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'The only thing we have in common is, we're both in love with the same woman.'

Jeff had actually ordered Aromatic Duck

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

'It the thought that counts.'

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"