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Janine often played hard to get. Rid of.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Pheromones.

The Loving Couple

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Mate Mart

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Happy Valentine's Day.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

Carbon Dating Agency

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."