Romantic Dynamics Explorer Mugs

Janine often played hard to get. Rid of.

'Hon, I'm home!'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Pheromones.

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

The Loving Couple

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Mate Mart

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Carbon Dating Agency