Relationship Dynamic Explorer Mugs

What is it now?!?!?! Is it the pants?!?!? What!?!?

Woman with absurdly big ears: 'You don't think of me as a trophy wife, do you dear?'

'Why's your girlfriend so keen to call it 'Cuckoo'?

'It's not hard to see who wears the pants in this house!'

Their relationship got worse, as the two of them never seemed to be on the same page.

In the Guru District

'Ahhh...'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Great Therapy!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."