Digital Relationship Explorer Mugs

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'We met, dated, got engaged, married, broke up, reconciled and divorced - all online.'

In the Guru District

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Great Therapy!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'