Relationship Dynamic Observer Mugs

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

Dominate wife telling husband that he shouldn't be weak

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

I think it's time he left home.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Unmanned drones.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"You call that worrying?"

'We should talk more.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"You're grinding your teeth again."

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

"I love you." "I love you less."

"I've been to all his weddings."

"Yes, dear. I see you."

'What's Fred doing here, and why is he so happy?", "His wife gave him the evening off for good behavior.'

'When did your role as husband become mainly ceremonial?'