Relationship Dynamic Observer Mugs

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

Dominate wife telling husband that he shouldn't be weak

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

I think it's time he left home.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Unmanned drones.

"You call that worrying?"

'We should talk more.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"You're grinding your teeth again."

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"It's the story of a woman who's driven to murder by her patronising, mealy-mouthed husband."

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

"I've been to all his weddings."

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'