Romantic Document Keeper T-Shirts

Love me, Love my documents.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

'Was it good for you, babe?'

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

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Tunnel of Like.

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

"Will you marry me in a low-cost ceremony in which we get your friends to make the cake and do the flowers?"

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

Memories that still sear

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"When I fell in love with you, suddenly your eyes didn't seem close together. Now they seem close together again."

From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"