Document Keeper T-Shirts

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Professional woman in pub

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Records?

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Lost Diary'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"We need a better piling system."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

In and Out Trays

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Gigolo Diary

Files of Doom

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'In, out, fiddling.'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."