Romantic Decision-maker Pillows

Posting a letter - "Right that done...." "It's irrevocable.." "I'ts a white envelope with blue writing."

"Emily is very attractive, but Katy has more long-term earning potential."

'They're both going to propose marriage..'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

How to feel confident in love & war

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

Church Drive-Thru.

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'Oh, Denise. I wish we had met when community property laws were more in favor of men.'

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

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