Romantic Comedy Hero Pillows

I just want to stay in and look at some boobs''

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Saving a Heart

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."