Romantic Comedy Hero Prints

I just want to stay in and look at some boobs''

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Saving a Heart

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Robocop and Juliet.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Your place or mine?'

Love is in the air...

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."