Romantic Comedians Gifts

'This is my wife of 42 years...uh...' 'Lisa.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Love is being close, no matter what...

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Just Married

Under New Management

'We have a love-hate relationship. He's madly in love with me, and I hate his guts.'

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

"I'll consider your proposal, but first I need a second opinion from your ex-wife."

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

'Now you tell me that you're not good enough for me.'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"How many of these blind dates must we go on before we can start seeing each other?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Polly wants to double date!'

'Are our eyes going bad on us are are we beginning to see girls in a different light?'

"If you ladies are going to make a sandwich...I'll be the meat!"

"You don't look anything like your profile picture."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

Toothbrush Romance

"... to have and to hold until you wear ugly underwear around each other?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Call me?"

Stand-up Romcom

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Robocop and Juliet.