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Grigori Rasputin

Stand-up Romcom

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Ivan Turgenev

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Nikolay Rerih

As Seen Watching TV

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Scientific Method Acting

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Eurydice in prison

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"The season finale of the world is near."