Romanov Aficionado Prints

Grigori Rasputin

Stand-up Romcom

Theatre Crowd

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Reese Witherspoon

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Turtle Trailer Court

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Ivan Turgenev

'I think we have some stowaways.'

As Seen Watching TV

Nikolay Rerih

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Larry King

Scientific Method Acting

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Let's just binge watch this."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'