Romance Junkie Gifts

TV soap star kissing a female spectator behind her husbands' back.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

I only have eyes for you

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Love

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

Mating rituals

The Tunnel Of Love

"Mail's here."

Love Birds love snuggles

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Words of Love

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried