Literary Junkie Gifts

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Gunter Grass

The intellectual.

Iris Murdoch

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"