Romance Hero Gifts

Saving a Heart

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Life is for the birds.

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

So Close..

Romance

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Sauvignon Bonk

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Cow in love'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."