Romance Buff Gifts

'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

Maureen Got Around.

'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Next in Lion

Succession 2

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Best mates

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

The Directors Gut.

"You want to say WHAT?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

The Goethe Life.

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

God save the Queen.

'I used to think it was her red dress, but I've discovered I find your mother irritating in any color.'

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

I am married