Romance Buff Mugs

'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

Maureen Got Around.

'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"It is we."

'The Burrito King.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Succession 2

Next in Lion

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Best mates

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

The Directors Gut.

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"You want to say WHAT?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

God save the Queen.

The Goethe Life.

'I used to think it was her red dress, but I've discovered I find your mother irritating in any color.'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

I am married

The King In The Rain.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'